My roommate has been out of town more often than usual on the weekends. When I have the place to myself, it’s nice to stay in a night and chill out. At the same time, having the apartment to myself makes me horny. So, I entertain myself by posting Craigslist ads and reading the replies. The pictures and messages can give me a voyeuristic thrill.
Okay, so maybe this is a sad way to entertain myself, but nontheless interesting to see (often) the same people replying over and over. Man, there’s a lot of sad losers out there. Occasionally, there’s a nice guy, too. What really gets me, though, are the idiots who lie.
Take this guy:
NW DC just above Dupont looking to host or travel to give a great massage. I’m 38 6′2″ 185 athletic masculine good looking white male clean safe d/d free Neg very discreet. Early evenings and weekends are good to meet, but we can always work on a time that might suit you. I’m into giving long deep tissue rubdown/massages. And I do mean massage not just a quick rubdown with my hands open I give a great deep tissue massage I have very strong hands and I know when, where and how to use them. There is no charge only do this for a hobby. I have pics for trade. Also into outdoor sports running, biking, hiking, volleyball, working out and especially tennis very athletic type guy here.
It’s always nice when someone uses their real e-mail address and I can find the person who sent these “anonymous” replies on Facebook, MySpace or Friendster. Seriously, people, if you want to be anonymous, get a fake e-mail address. But, this moron really takes the cake. He claimed to be 38, but his Facebook profile said he was born in 1960. Maybe 48 is the new 38? To make it even more pathetic, the gentleman caller’s e-mail address was xx_080260@blah.com (e-mail changed to protect the poor guy). That’s right – his freaking birthday was in his e-mail!!!
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